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peskylittlenymph asked:
Um, first I would strongly encourage them to change majors. But if they insisted, let’s see. I’ll go with 15 credit hours the first semester; so five classes:
Intro to Useless Information
Explore the joys of remembering random statistics, commercial jingles from the 70s as well as disjointed bits of history and pop culture while simultaneously forgetting your mother’s birthday…not once but TWO years in a row.
Nostalgia for Dummies
An in-depth analysis of how you too can lose whole afternoons or weekends watching old movies, listening to old songs and reading pulp fiction detective novels from the 1940s. Field trips include drag races, cruise nights and hotrod shows, swap meets, ghost town excursions and forays to places you think you once went with someone you used to know, or maybe you just heard your parents talk about it.
WTF Is This Shit?
A survey of the current state of pop culture, politics, fashion, television and music. Not a prerequisite to enroll in Nostalgia for Dummies but should be taken either before or concurrently with that class for a greater understanding of the subject.
Half-Assed Shop Class
Home and auto repair as cognitive therapy. There are no manuals or books. Class supplies consists of duct tape, a 9/16 inch socket and 3/8 drive ratchet, several miscellaneous bolts, nuts, and screws, an assortment of zip ties, a ball peen hammer and a well-worn philips screw driver. Class covers plumbing, carpentry, automotive maintenance, electircal and dry-wall repair. Students are graded on creativity.
How-to Nostrils, Eyebrows and Back Hair
A self defense class. Health insurance required prior to enrollment.
